I would genuinely love to buy you all a creami
And I’d like to think that if I jeff Bezos’d overnight, that I would do.
The deluxe version, with all the extra tubs, the syrups, and the fuckin wireless bluetooth ninja 7000 idk what the most expensive one is. You’d have it
Anyway… 🍨
I do still want to give you something ⬇️
I can’t afford more gifts unfortunately.
Every single one of my clients now has their cupboard stocked with protein bars, my girlfriend is well taken care of, and all my friends and family will have something to open on xmas day that I know they’ve wanted for a while. My love language is gift giving I am fully in my element right now
But here’s what I CAN offer 👍
For everyone on the anabolic_newsletter subscriber list, I want to offer you 25% off 3-months of coaching going into the new year.
You could redeem that discount all towards the first month to give a huge discount, or you could spread it out across the 3, I’m really flexible
But I want you to know I’m not completely unconscious to how expensive christmas is.
Firstly on your wallet, but secondly on your waistline, liver, and resting heart rate 😂
I’d love to help you get back on track.
There’s absolutely no pressure not to. But if you ARE interested but not 100% on it, we can jump on a call over a coffee if you wanted to know more.
I don’t take payments over the phone or ask anyone to sign up on call. It’s an opportunity for you to meet me and decide whether you think I’m a twat or not
You can also gain an insight on how i do things, what the programmes look like, what’s involved etc and then can decide from there whether that sounds like it’s for you 🏋️
I have some clients who’ve never been to the gym before.
Some who play academy level rugby/football returning from operation.
Some over the age of 50.
Some under the age of 21.
Those with PCOS, those with hypermobility, type 1 & 2 diabetes, rheumatoid arthritis, knee/shoulder/hip/lower back problems, 80+ hour weeks, kids, there are all KINDS of obstacles we try to hurdle here in the coaching process 💪
And you know what?
There’s a money-back guarantee, that i ENCOURAGE people to use. If you aren’t satisfied with the coaching, you don’t think it’s worth the amount I charge, or you feel I wasn’t attentive enough. I will refund you every single penny or cent you’ve spent.
It’s in my best interest for you to follow through on that. It’s invaluable feedback 🫡
(if you want the contact details of any of my current clients who might share your current circumstances, let me know. They’d be happy to speak to you!
Alright enuff from me.
If you wanna take me up on the offer, all you’ve got to do is apply using the link below, and mention in any of the questions that you came from the newsletter. That way I know you’re eligible for the offer!
Merry christmas you beautiful gorgeous stunning handsome pretty people.
Have a good one
Sheep x